Friday, August 7, 2015

It's Not An Infomercial, I Swear

Is your deck dingy and gross? Does your deck make your neighbors want to hide? Does it make your friends ashamed to know you? Does your deck look anything like this?
If you answered yes to any of the above questions, we can help! It's called... paint! Put a fresh coat of paint over the deck, and it will look brand new, or your money back guaranteed. Just look at the fantabulous results!

Also, we will fully refund time spent stuck on the deck, after the "brains" of the operation decides to paint themselves into a very, uhem, difficult situation
That's all wet paint. On the bright side, they spent some nice quality time watching paint dry.